JesM

So. Paramore last night. Man, she has one Helluva voice... Maybe did a bit too much talking & not enough singing?
Hmm. Could be I was just in a foul mood & would have loved nothing more than for nearly everyone around me to simply drop dead. Yea...Yea i'd say that there is a definite possibility that that could be it. Paramore are good live. Lots of energy. Lots of moving & banging of heads to the music & jumping around (Which could explain the breaks from singing where much talking filled the void)

We Caught the last half of Hot Rod Circuit's set. They were pretty decent too. I was pissed off I missed Mayday Parade, but what you gonna do? We can't all be unemployed losers (like myself), & the people I was going with had to work until 8pm. Ah well.

Haha, still, even if they had sucked live (which, they did not. Hurrah!), it was worth attending last night just for this:
Viv & I are standing on the top step at the DJ booth, as usual, seeing as I'm damn tiny & cant see sweet fuck all unless I'm standing on something, when, out of the blue, this asian girl, probably about 15 or 16, staggers UP the steps to us, half wraps her arm around my legs & half grabs my ass, then face plants into the closed door of the DJ booth...her head then slides down the door & faces the floor. It is at this point that Viv hurriedly makes an exit from the tangle of arms & legs & torso...It took me a second to realise what her problem was... then it dawned on me.
This is pretty much my thought pattern for the 15 seconds or so it took for this hilariousness to take place. -"HUH, wtf? who the fuck is touching me"

-"Uhhh, why is there a girl wrapped around our legs?"

-"Oh FUCK, she just hit her head!"

/shock & concern

-"Hey, where is viv going? "

/confusion, followed shortly by the awful realisation

-"Aww FUCK, she's gonna SPEW!"

-"FUCK! FUCK! My shoes are canvas & have holes in them!"

/insert horrified face

-"I'm gonna need new shoes! & maybe jeans! NOOO!"

/holds onto girl so she doesn't fall onto stairs & desperately tries to get out from underneath her while trying not to fall on her or fall over or be vomited on by an absolute stranger.

-"Oh thank god, she didn't vomit on me"

/looks down

-"Holy shit. She's unconscious. I am holding an unconscious teenage girl in my arms."

/stunned

"Oh god...How hard did she hit her head? Maybe she's just really drunk somehow? Is she older than she looks?"

/tries to see if girl is wearing a wristband (Roundhouse are pretty thorough when it comes to determining legal age... Sometimes.)

/girl suddenly regains consciousness

"Oh, what? shit! (looks up at me, dazed & confused), Did I fall over?"

Me: "Yes. Yes you did."

By this time, Viv has near pissed herself laughing. I failed to see the amusement in the situation at first, having just been groped & passed out on by someone who knocked their head on a pretty sturdy door. I was still in "WTF JUST FUCKING HAPPENED!?" mode.
Turns out, she wasn't drunk, she just fainted. From the heat? From some uncontrollable desire for me? There certainly were a lot of young lesbian couples in attendance...Or perhaps she fainted simply from the sheer excitement of being in the same room with Paramore? I will never know.
All I know is she had a friend named Michelle who was absent at the time of staggering & unconsciousness, & that her face left a print on the door where she hit it.
Once Viv pointed this out to me, I took up laughing too.

If the mystery girl by some freak chance reads this, Thanks for shocking me out of my anger & giving me a good laugh!

In other news, my Mother & her partner have gone on a 3 day holiday & have taken my baby brother, Lucas with them. I get to hold the fort in the absence.
"& Don't forget to feed the animals!"
I'll fucking feed HER to the animals one day.

ALSO! Hinder Tonight at Luna Park With Ash (My awesome Awesome Sister Who is awesome beyond all belief.) & Val. Her Friend.

AAAALSO!

I get to see MCR with Viv! =D

It's all happening.