Best Emo Pick Up Lines (From That Poll...)
Ahaha, these made my day!
Feel free to add more.
(PS, im NOT an emo, not am I an emo hater. Personally, I couldn't give a fuck. Dress how you want & listen to what you like. Whatever makes you feel good, cos THAT'S what its about. These lines are all in good fun!)
"I've got the razors if you've got the arms"
"Believe it or not, there's room for you in these pants."
"Want someone to cry with you in the corner?"
"I lost my eyeliner, can I borrow yours?"
velveetaviolence said:
"I texted you, but you didn't respond, and it broke my heart because I wanted to show you Davey Havok's signature tattooed on my arm, and I know you're upset because your pink hair dye came off on your favorite "Academy Is" hoodie, but if you read my Pete Wentz fan fiction, you'll see that I added your AIM user name in the part where I cry tears of blood after Hemingway gets hit by their tour bus..."
"You look a little peakish. Are you feeling emo?"
"I'll be the best traumatic break up you'll ever have."
"Is that a poetry journal in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
"You're looking as sharp as my straight edge"
"I'd like to write angsty songs about you someday..."
"Hey are you a 0 short? we should totally share pants sometime."
"I know Pete Wentz, you wanna go out with me?"
("Emo is dead! You can all go home now!" - Peter Wentz)
^ everyone wants that on a t-shirt.
if clandestine industries printed those, they'd make a killing.
Or people can make their own, like the ones posted in the poll.
http://www.buzznet.com/polls/57581/what_is_your_favorite_emo_pick_up/
Feel free to add more.
(PS, im NOT an emo, not am I an emo hater. Personally, I couldn't give a fuck. Dress how you want & listen to what you like. Whatever makes you feel good, cos THAT'S what its about. These lines are all in good fun!)
"I've got the razors if you've got the arms"
"Believe it or not, there's room for you in these pants."
"Want someone to cry with you in the corner?"
"I lost my eyeliner, can I borrow yours?"
velveetaviolence said:
"I texted you, but you didn't respond, and it broke my heart because I wanted to show you Davey Havok's signature tattooed on my arm, and I know you're upset because your pink hair dye came off on your favorite "Academy Is" hoodie, but if you read my Pete Wentz fan fiction, you'll see that I added your AIM user name in the part where I cry tears of blood after Hemingway gets hit by their tour bus..."
"You look a little peakish. Are you feeling emo?"
"I'll be the best traumatic break up you'll ever have."
"Is that a poetry journal in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?"
"You're looking as sharp as my straight edge"
"I'd like to write angsty songs about you someday..."
"Hey are you a 0 short? we should totally share pants sometime."
"I know Pete Wentz, you wanna go out with me?"
("Emo is dead! You can all go home now!" - Peter Wentz)
^ everyone wants that on a t-shirt.
if clandestine industries printed those, they'd make a killing.
Or people can make their own, like the ones posted in the poll.
http://www.buzznet.com/polls/57581/what_is_your_favorite_emo_pick_up/

